We are pouring leftover gas from Sandy into whatever we can find.
Trucks, cars, lawnmowers…
The driveway, our jeans, our hands…my god, our hands.
The Bald Man smells like a molotov cocktail.
And he has found many creative words to describe these 5-gallon gas tanks.
Some of them even begin with S.
But not one of them is “Spill Proof.”