We are pouring leftover gas from Sandy into whatever we can find.

Trucks, cars, lawnmowers…

The driveway, our jeans, our hands…my god, our hands.

The Bald Man smells like a molotov cocktail.

And he has found many creative words to describe these 5-gallon gas tanks.

Some of them even begin with S.

But not one of them is “Spill Proof.”