Two-Season Day

Two-Season Day

had a bit of the white this morning.

some icy. some drenching

wet. some scary-ass

wind. (loud wind makes my tail

curl under my ass). overall

coldness, innit. I remember pooping

in the meadow, which was

filled with puddles.

whatever.

sun-bathing by afternoon.


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Disc Game #4

Disc Game #4

…but be patient. Disc thieves often lack the skill to actually take possession of a disc.


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Disc Game #3

Disc Game #3

At times it may seem like you have lost control of the disc by way of a lucky move on the part of a disc thief…


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Disc Game #2

Disc Game #2

Do not let disc thieves fool you.

Disc thieves are always eyeing your disc.

Even when it seems like they are not.

Be one step ahead.


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Disc Game #1

Disc Game #1

In order to maintain control of the orange disc you should place yourself between it and any potential disc thieves.


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Orange Disc

Orange Disc

We’re all pretty goddamned excited that the orange disc has emerged from out of the ground.


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Spring Training, Thwarted

Spring Training, Thwarted

whenever a good chase starts,

the Bald Man stops it. he says

we’re on injured reserve. he says

he’s keeping us on it indefinitely.

he’s ruining our spring training.

who’s gonna catch the rabbits?

it’s sure as hell not gonna be his slow ass.


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Dis Temper

Dis Temper

I got a needle in the shoulder today.

For dis temper.

Which is bullshit, cuz dis here temper ain’t even

been that bad

lately.

Joke’s on the Bald Man, tho.

Cuz that cute vet with dem blue

eyes and dat neck

tattoo weren’t there.


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Spots

Spots

My God, the smell of chipmunk in the morning.

Don’t be fooled by the cold, Runt.

You hear dem birds, donchoo?

It’s spring.

Let’s mark some goddamn spots.


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