Corollary

Corollary

I’m just wondering…

do you think if we put those two

Collies into a whiskey barrel and

roll them down the hill

we’d still be able to hear their

barking in hell?


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Browning

Browning

we’ve done all the preliminary investigations.

based on everything

we’ve seen and smelled

we can say confidently:

a browning is happening.


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The Will to Move Balls

The Will to Move Balls

Wait wait wait.

I swear, it’s gonna happen.

I’ve done it like five gajillion times now.

I can will it to move.

With my ears.

Are you watching??


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Bald Man Joke #2

Bald Man Joke #2

Right. Ow bout this one, then:

A Bald Man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a bottle of water.

Brill.

Ace.

All about the timing, innit.


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Bald Man Joke #1

Bald Man Joke #1

OK, OK, OK! I got one:

How many Bald Mans does it take to write a novel?

How many?

Shit I have no idea how to finish this thing! Let’s go get a drink and think about it!


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Great Mearle

Great Mearle

I’m pretty sure he called you

Great Mearle.

Has he had the flask out?


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Stink and Drink

Stink and Drink

we did a stink and drink, which wasn’t so bad. we

got to sleep in a dome with the Bald Man. we sat

around a fire. we cooked food and we ate it. and if

we needed to pee we just peed.  and if we needed to stink

we just stank. sometimes the people thought

there might be bears in the dark. I guarantee you

there were not bears in the dark. because I bark for plenty

of things in the night. I feel like I  would bark for bears. I

feel like bears are something I would bark for.

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More Photos Camp Photos Here


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Knots

Knots

We did this camping business one other time. Before you were born.

He said it would be fun.

Listen to me: I have never been more terrified.

It seems we will be doing it again tonight and…

I don’t understand it.

I don’t understand the why of it.

Just when the stomach knots had loosened.

Just when the shit had stopped running liquid.


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Aslant

Aslant

we are all aslant. off-center.

awry: our stomachs, off. they

pitch agitation from being

apart. from missing the Bald Man.

and so when we shit, we shit rivers.

my nose is chafed. my breath is dark and foul and

wrong. still, we remember ourselves enough.

to check the shed. to smell

the spots. to taste the ball and

to think it good.


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