Cave Rescue

Cave Rescue

I AM AT THE MOUTH OF THE WAMPA CAVE!!

THERE ARE DEAD TAUNTAUN’S HANGING

ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

AND I DON’T HAVE MY SABER.

ARE YOU GOING TO RESCUE ME OR WHAT?!


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Like Texas, 1836

Like Texas, 1836

You need to be more independent,

Runt. Like me. And like Texas: So

independent that at one time you

were your own sovereign fucking

nation, innit. I am full of the

independence. I’ve got a

tiny Alamo in my goddamned

heart. I’ve got a Sam Houston in my

gray matter. I’ve got a Jim

Bowie cut into my skin. Except when

The Bald Man leaves me at PetSmart. Then

I become a quivering mass of cling. Like

Florida or Ohio or some shit.


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Big Open

Big Open

when we see the big open, we know it

and we will go to see it again and

again, until our knees no

longer take us and

we can see it

no more.


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Play Right

Play Right

What did you do wrong?

Well, for one thing, during the

Carbon Freeze scene, when

I say “I love you”

you’re supposed to say

“I know.” Not “I love you

too so much I do I love you omg

yes.” Play right, or

don’t play at all,

Runt.


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Bet

Bet

I bet you dinner all

he’s got in his pocket

is a flask.


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Miss H

Miss H

You want Purebred Beagle?

I’ll do you one better, Westminster:

Purebred Honey, innit.

They say you can track, Miss P.

You ever even put your

precious paws to a hard snow?

Stick your snout into the burning ice

and ask the cold for more?

You ever kil’t a critter with your

bare teeth?

Look, it’s okay.

I think we all know what “P”

stands for…


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Great White Flat

Great White Flat

this great white flat cleans

the forest floor. makes it

ours to roam. we

can stand in the

negative wind

listening. the

brittle timber crack

and groan.


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My Local

My Local

My locals:

Local Coffee Land where I buy the caffeine.

Local Hydrant.


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White Slip

White Slip

jump onto the white

slip. slide into the

unknowing and

be glad.


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