Hospitality

Hospitality

Greet guests warmly, and with

much pomp. Make some fusses.

Hit the higher octaves.

And yet:

always let them know which shit is yours.


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Cross-Cultural Training

Cross-Cultural Training

Ok, but let’s say you catch this

…how you say…

“cree-ter.”

What then, eat it?

Maudit. Certainement pas…


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Charade

Charade

I hate to state the obviousness, mais…

… oh, mon dieu, comment dites …

Ok… ecoutez-moi:

you two do comprehend, don’t you?

la raison he puts you ici

in this ridiculous “pillow palace”

is because he thinks

you can not drive?

Why do you go along with this insane charade?


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Vanity

Vanity

Trust me.

I know what I’m doing.

He will put aside just about anything for a game of pull.

Even his vanity.


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Rapt

Rapt

Oh-em-gee, yes…

Please tell me again about that time

you killed the rabbit.


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Heart-Shaped Team Graze

Heart-Shaped Team Graze

I agree, the

deer poop is brill.

Isn’t it?

Still, a bit problematic, they are.

Gastronomic       disturbances.

Heartburn, innit.

Mind you, I’ll still eat ‘em.

Rabbit poop is gentler, then?

Would you say?


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Tangle

Tangle

we’ve been waiting for

an untangling

to happen this year, but

christ there is

no

such thing        and that’s

probably best.

all good things happen mid-tangle.


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Forever into Knowing

Forever into Knowing

we are happiest when

the air is thin

and cold.      the ground

hard.         even the snot

turns solid on

our noses and

we are

happy, innit.

and as the waters around us

freeze

the waters inside

  us move

forever into knowing.


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