Awst Press

I have an Awst Collection now available with three new pieces in it. I don’t consider myself a violent person, but in each of the three pieces, I wind up hitting somebody in the face.

If you send me a photo of your pet goading my dogs into a fight, I’ll send you a free copy.

Or, if you prefer to buy one, then you can…

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The Nervous Breakdown

Latest Essay: The Nervous Breakdown

“Pretending I Have My Wits About Me”

On the evening of January 3rd, I slept on my bathroom floor. Sometime during the night, Rothko found me there and started barking at me.

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Good With Numbers: Rappahannock Review

The zero. The nothing. Reciting the zeros is all about repetition.

Zero is persuasive. Zero is full of ego.

Throw in a goddamned zero, and the other number becomes a zero. Every time. I swear it to you. This is not bullshit.

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Fall 2014

The Winter Album

Honey and Rothko. The White. Winter 2014-15.

Winter, 2014-15

Portrait of the Writer, As...

Meet the many versions of me…

An Introduction